During a standard late night session, Wilf, a former gaming buddy, would drink a pot of coffee and excuse himself at least eight times a night to take an expedient 30 second pee break. The caffeinated greatness ran through him faster the road runner ran across the desert, foiling any sort of acme product the coyote would
Hmm. Wha? Okay.
Oh, Shark Liver Oil, yeast, and other non-medical ingredients. You are my savior. And oh, Sleep, you are at best, a difficult mistress. You’re almost like a twisted bondage lady–except your not around simply as a thrill. I simply have no other option. You get all cozied up with my persons, and the next thing
No morning should be without it.
It’s kind of funny that I posted the 20% Coffee Meter today. I need to come with with an alternative phrase for “kind of funny that…” On an odd whim, I decided I would forgo my usual cups of coffee this morning in favour of Jasmine Green Tea. Before I go any further, unless otherwise
We should all be armed with this! [PIC]
Courtesy SeanPercival.com, I bring the best early warning idea ever!
It’s Wednesday. You know what that means.
Can’t find the luggage But I can feel it tugging Anchored to the ground It’s rather coincidental when in my Twitter feed a friend of mine posted how his coffee didn’t seem to be working. I’m now close to finishing my normal allotment of coffee and I’m feeling pretty much the same way. I try
Caffeine Detox: Hour 55 – Is it cheating?
Not only do I like caffeine, I also like coffee. I’ve grown to love the taste, and it’s been an addition to my morning for a long time. I think it’s because coffee has been the routine, that I really, really wanted coffee today. Whatever the reason–I kinda/sorta broke. Although it contains only 3% of
Caffeine Detox: Hour 34
What a rough freaking day. By about 2:00pm today, I began to ache. It felt like I had run for a couple of blocks carrying some weights from my legs, arms, shoulders, and neck. I decided to go out again to try and shake it off, which didn’t seem to help any. I had been
Caffeine Detox: Hour 21
I can’t really say what’s inspired this. Perhaps it was David Usher, who last week denied himself his caffeine fixes. Maybe it was Dave Grohl in “Fresh Pots.” Regardless of my inspirations, it’s happening. What’s better, is that it’s happening after a night of restless sleep! Awesomesauce. Maybe the restless sleep was caused by caffeine!?!
Functionality of 5am
I’ve noticed something odd about my personal alertness at various times during the day, and I wonder if it’s true for anyone else. My daily routine for the past couple of years (save for weekends) has been to wake up before dawn (generally around 4 or 5 ante meridiem). In my mind, I think I’ve





